IN A PERFECT WORLD

hotanimegirl: did this broccoli just flip me off?

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:15:21 -0400

hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?

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Thu, 23 May 2013 08:14:54 -0400

electricsundials: notpossibleoswin: elkane: Jack Dawson…...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:14:35 -0400

electricsundials:

notpossibleoswin:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:46:42 -0400

fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:43:16 -0400

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “WHY ARE WOMENS’ RESTROOMS”

Bottom Text: “ALWAYS SO MUCH FILTHIER THAN MENS’ RESTROOMS”]

Honestly.

I find the most horrific things in the womens’ restrooms when I clean them and the mens’ restrooms are never nearly as bad.

87daysbefore: Squeezie playtime aftermath

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:51:38 -0400

87daysbefore:

Squeezie playtime aftermath

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Wed, 22 May 2013 12:49:10 -0400

fuckyeahretailrobin: Top Text: WAITER Bottom Text: MY LETTUCE...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:40:41 -0400

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Top Text: WAITER

Bottom Text: MY LETTUCE IS COLD. I DEMAND A REPLACEMENT

Leslie David Baker “2 Be Simple” Ft. N.U.M. [x]

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:12:01 -0400

Leslie David Baker “2 Be Simple” Ft. N.U.M.

[x]

potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:34:14 -0400

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

xdarklydreamingx: I wanna be where the people are

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:28:47 -0400

xdarklydreamingx:

I wanna be where the people are

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Thu, 16 May 2013 18:49:12 -0400

ladycardboard: takayababy: von—gelmini: If you’re feeling a...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:38:22 -0400

ladycardboard:

takayababy:

von—gelmini:

If you’re feeling a bit low today, have some cute kittens. Kittens don’t judge. They just purr and are fuzzy and are love. So take a long look at the kittens, take a deep breath. Whatever is your struggle today, you can make it through til tomorrow. And tomorrow will take care of itself.

This is too cruel. ;-;

I WANT THAT ONE

rubyetc: It’s 6am now and I haven’t gone to bed. This is proper...

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:28:13 -0400

rubyetc:

It’s 6am now and I haven’t gone to bed. This is proper headcrap sorry!

jakiiiro: Photographs taken inside musical instruments making...

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:20:32 -0400

jakiiiro:

Photographs taken inside musical instruments making them look like large and spacious rooms.

mierswa-kluska.

nicole5xoxo: {may 6} broken… Someone whose name starts with LO...

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:19:33 -0400

nicole5xoxo:

{may 6} broken… Someone whose name starts with LO and ends in LA decided to put a window in the screen door a few weeks ago :/

bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:45:59 -0400

bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

if you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. i...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:45:35 -0400

_{if you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. i will kill your wife. i will kill your son. i will kill your infant daughter.}